The PC Game Experience
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The PC Game Experience
The PC Game Experience:
Insert the DVD ROM. Run the autoplay that it starts up, if your PC is foolishly configured to run what ever DVD you insert into it.
Run through the typically crappy win32 installation script.
Type in 20 alphanumberic digits to prove that you are either not a thief, or a thief bright enough to copy a 20 digit number along with a DVD-ROM.
Try starting the game.
Find out that the “spooge could not be found.”
Google for “Spooge could not be found” and discover it means that you don’t have direct X 9.0c installed on your PC.
Install Direct x 9 on your PC. No, wait, unpack the installation files for Direct X 9 and then run an installation program off the directory.
Hope your PC still boots. It does
Start the game.
Discover that the game lets you move the camera in every direction except up.
Search the web for patches. Find several, none of which are hosted by the maker of the defective software.
Fill out two registration forms, including ones that want your birthday, to download patches. Let me get this straight — I’m sold buggy software and now I have to provide my personal information to get the fixes for bugs?
Try to figure out which ones you have to download. Do you have to download each one in order, or are they all inclusive?
Struggle through the download process, which is the typical crapware that wants to install an executable so I can simply download a file. Not like that problem hasn’t been solved on TCP/IP for thirty years.
Discover you’ve downloaded a patch for “Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War”, not “Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War: Dark Crusade”. Download the correct patches.
Discover that the training module works, but that the game does not.
The console game experience on my brother-in-law’s PS whatever.
Select DVD-ROM.
Insert DVD-ROM.
Start playing game.
You’ll notice that one of them sucks and the other doesn’t, and that the difference has nothing to do with the hardware. It’s the software. And near as I can tell, if the PC gaming market is failing, the market is working just fine. The PC gaming market deserves to fail.
Insert the DVD ROM. Run the autoplay that it starts up, if your PC is foolishly configured to run what ever DVD you insert into it.
Run through the typically crappy win32 installation script.
Type in 20 alphanumberic digits to prove that you are either not a thief, or a thief bright enough to copy a 20 digit number along with a DVD-ROM.
Try starting the game.
Find out that the “spooge could not be found.”
Google for “Spooge could not be found” and discover it means that you don’t have direct X 9.0c installed on your PC.
Install Direct x 9 on your PC. No, wait, unpack the installation files for Direct X 9 and then run an installation program off the directory.
Hope your PC still boots. It does
Start the game.
Discover that the game lets you move the camera in every direction except up.
Search the web for patches. Find several, none of which are hosted by the maker of the defective software.
Fill out two registration forms, including ones that want your birthday, to download patches. Let me get this straight — I’m sold buggy software and now I have to provide my personal information to get the fixes for bugs?
Try to figure out which ones you have to download. Do you have to download each one in order, or are they all inclusive?
Struggle through the download process, which is the typical crapware that wants to install an executable so I can simply download a file. Not like that problem hasn’t been solved on TCP/IP for thirty years.
Discover you’ve downloaded a patch for “Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War”, not “Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War: Dark Crusade”. Download the correct patches.
Discover that the training module works, but that the game does not.
The console game experience on my brother-in-law’s PS whatever.
Select DVD-ROM.
Insert DVD-ROM.
Start playing game.
You’ll notice that one of them sucks and the other doesn’t, and that the difference has nothing to do with the hardware. It’s the software. And near as I can tell, if the PC gaming market is failing, the market is working just fine. The PC gaming market deserves to fail.
Last edited by nextgen4life on Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:31 pm; edited 1 time in total
nextgen4life- Newb Gamer
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Join date : 2010-03-24
Re: The PC Game Experience
once you get use to it it's not that annoying, (but still)
direct x it not like a new ver. get's out every month
and the patches is the same as consoles this gen, don't exagerat it
direct x it not like a new ver. get's out every month
and the patches is the same as consoles this gen, don't exagerat it
adro- Forum Great
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Re: The PC Game Experience
I guess it's time for a new PC, never happens to me and mines 5 years old... Runs Empire total war on high quality like a dream...
Pizzy3C- Forum Great
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Re: The PC Game Experience
TRF wrote:I think someone's jealous that they don't own a gaming PC.
I know I am Can't wait to play PC FPS w/o searching for non lag lobbies
Pizzy3C- Forum Great
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Re: The PC Game Experience
That was actually directed at the OP, but okay. Yea, I would love a gaming PC as well.Pizzy3C wrote:TRF wrote:I think someone's jealous that they don't own a gaming PC.
I know I am Can't wait to play PC FPS w/o searching for non lag lobbies
Re: The PC Game Experience
TRF wrote:That was actually directed at the OP, but okay. Yea, I would love a gaming PC as well.Pizzy3C wrote:TRF wrote:I think someone's jealous that they don't own a gaming PC.
I know I am Can't wait to play PC FPS w/o searching for non lag lobbies
I know... I just wish I had one too....
Pizzy3C- Forum Great
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Re: The PC Game Experience
I want to get a gaming pc for Starcraft 2.
Also I have some friends who play L4D2 on PC which is fun as hell to play mods and stuff.
Also I have some friends who play L4D2 on PC which is fun as hell to play mods and stuff.
AnAsianKid- Forum Regular
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Re: The PC Game Experience
i hope your talking about Gaming PC's and not regalur PC's
there's a huge diffrance! most people get regalur PC's so they can get online to use Facebook, Youtube, My Space, Skype, MSN, and PS3 nation Forms
If your talking about gaming PC`s! then what your saying makes no sence! PC`s are the most customizable gaming...internet related systems on earth! you can`t customize a console to your likeing... sure you can put kool backrounds and setings on your console! but PC had your beat a long time ago...
anywhooo.... even if you don`t like pressing a keybord and mouse to play games! you can hook up your ps3 or xbox 360 controler use your USB hook up... sooo there`s realy no need to complain... with out PC`s there would be no PS3`s or 360`s! because the PS3 was designed on a PC! an so was every other thing tech related!
yes! even this website was created on a PC! LMAO : )
there's a huge diffrance! most people get regalur PC's so they can get online to use Facebook, Youtube, My Space, Skype, MSN, and PS3 nation Forms
If your talking about gaming PC`s! then what your saying makes no sence! PC`s are the most customizable gaming...internet related systems on earth! you can`t customize a console to your likeing... sure you can put kool backrounds and setings on your console! but PC had your beat a long time ago...
anywhooo.... even if you don`t like pressing a keybord and mouse to play games! you can hook up your ps3 or xbox 360 controler use your USB hook up... sooo there`s realy no need to complain... with out PC`s there would be no PS3`s or 360`s! because the PS3 was designed on a PC! an so was every other thing tech related!
yes! even this website was created on a PC! LMAO : )
Serj- Newb Gamer
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Re: The PC Game Experience
true! i get all my games off Steam
Serj- Newb Gamer
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Re: The PC Game Experience
apparently, this moron has never heard of steam.
chobo500- Fanboy
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Re: The PC Game Experience
"Insert the DVD ROM."
I stopped right there. Try using Steam. No not the gas phase of water.
I stopped right there. Try using Steam. No not the gas phase of water.
CernaML- Newb Gamer
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Re: The PC Game Experience
CernaML wrote:"Insert the DVD ROM."
I stopped right there. Try using Steam. No not the gas phase of water.
You just made my day..
SlySonji™- PS3 Nation Greats
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Re: The PC Game Experience
The console experience:
Start a game
Play through it
Buy the next one
The Pc experience:
start a game
play through it
download mods
play through them
meet some people at teamspeak and register at esl
win and loose a few matches at esl
download custom maps for mp
start to learn more about editing tools
make your own maps/ mods
download fraps or something else
make cool clips
buy/pirate the next game
I like both, but my roots are @ pc gaming
Start a game
Play through it
Buy the next one
The Pc experience:
start a game
play through it
download mods
play through them
meet some people at teamspeak and register at esl
win and loose a few matches at esl
download custom maps for mp
start to learn more about editing tools
make your own maps/ mods
download fraps or something else
make cool clips
buy/pirate the next game
I like both, but my roots are @ pc gaming
Gutzahn- Forum Regular
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Join date : 2010-05-22
Re: The PC Game Experience
Gutzahn wrote:The console experience:
Start a game
Play through it
Buy the next one
The Pc experience:
start a game
play through it
download mods
play through them
meet some people at teamspeak and register at esl
win and loose a few matches at esl
download custom maps for mp
start to learn more about editing tools
make your own maps/ mods
download fraps or something else
make cool clips
buy/pirate the next game
I like both, but my roots are @ pc gaming
This man has the intel... Ever played freeze tag on COD4? I have... ON Highrise...
Pizzy3C- Forum Great
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Join date : 2010-04-30
Re: The PC Game Experience
THIS is the REAL PC gaming experienceGutzahn wrote:
The Pc experience:
start a game
play through it
download mods
play through them
meet some people at teamspeak and register at esl
win and loose a few matches at esl
download custom maps for mp
start to learn more about editing tools
make your own maps/ mods
download fraps or something else
make cool clips
buy/pirate the next game
I like both, but my roots are @ pc gaming
Re: The PC Game Experience
PC Gaming > Consoles no one can deny that.
gow- Fanboy
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Re: The PC Game Experience
PC gaming OWNz. You can not deny this Fact.
Franko- Forum Great
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Re: The PC Game Experience
Jack-_-Franko wrote:PC gaming OWNz. You can deny this opinion.
There ya go. Fixed your typo.
Last edited by TheJubJub5721 on Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:59 pm; edited 1 time in total
TheJubJub5721- PS3 Nation Greats
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Re: The PC Game Experience
This is why we have something called Steam.nextgen4life wrote:The PC Game Experience:
Insert the DVD ROM. Run the autoplay that it starts up, if your PC is foolishly configured to run what ever DVD you insert into it.
Run through the typically crappy win32 installation script.
Type in 20 alphanumberic digits to prove that you are either not a thief, or a thief bright enough to copy a 20 digit number along with a DVD-ROM.
Try starting the game.
Find out that the “spooge could not be found.”
Google for “Spooge could not be found” and discover it means that you don’t have direct X 9.0c installed on your PC.
Install Direct x 9 on your PC. No, wait, unpack the installation files for Direct X 9 and then run an installation program off the directory.
Hope your PC still boots. It does
Start the game.
Discover that the game lets you move the camera in every direction except up.
Search the web for patches. Find several, none of which are hosted by the maker of the defective software.
Fill out two registration forms, including ones that want your birthday, to download patches. Let me get this straight — I’m sold buggy software and now I have to provide my personal information to get the fixes for bugs?
Try to figure out which ones you have to download. Do you have to download each one in order, or are they all inclusive?
Struggle through the download process, which is the typical crapware that wants to install an executable so I can simply download a file. Not like that problem hasn’t been solved on TCP/IP for thirty years.
Discover you’ve downloaded a patch for “Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War”, not “Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War: Dark Crusade”. Download the correct patches.
Discover that the training module works, but that the game does not.
The console game experience on my brother-in-law’s PS whatever.
Select DVD-ROM.
Insert DVD-ROM.
Start playing game.
You’ll notice that one of them sucks and the other doesn’t, and that the difference has nothing to do with the hardware. It’s the software. And near as I can tell, if the PC gaming market is failing, the market is working just fine. The PC gaming market deserves to fail.
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